vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

(via jerkofficial)

  • mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
  • me: that information is confidential

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via egberts)

wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

(via calurn)

flamingoflaminstop:

when you like and reblog your own selfie

image

(Source: slihgtlydyslexic, via cumcup)

supernaturalapocalypse:

plainwhitesneeze:

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath

(Source: hodtog)